in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
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