How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
My father is flirting with a transexual server at hamburger mary's. We can never tell him.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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