seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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