Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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