did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
My roommate just caught me cleaning a tostitos queso jar with my hand and eating it. He didn't judge. Bonding moment.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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