Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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