So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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