I bet he comes in French.
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
