We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
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I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
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I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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