Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
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Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
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I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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