I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
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