used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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