Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Of course I fucked her, her man stole my bike when we were kids
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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