chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
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he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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