So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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