We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
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