I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
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reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Sitting in bed reading a porn novel off my phone and accidentally just made Siri start reading the most graphic part aloud. FUN FIRST NIGHT WITH THE NEW ROOMIE.
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So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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