I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I think 2012 will be the year I purposely put myself in awkward situations. Much like 2011 but really trying this time. Like fucking the little sister of a girl I already fucked and dating a chick that lives with her ex. It could be awesome or horrible.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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