Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
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Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
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Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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