i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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