i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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