I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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