Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
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Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
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Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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