why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
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hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
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I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I donkey kicked that mother fucker. Never stood a chance.
It was a door. A completely inanimate object, of course it didn't stand a chance you idiot.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
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