Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Sex on bubble wrap = best decision ever.
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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