new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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