Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
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