i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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