I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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