time to smoke my breakfast
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
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I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
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You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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