Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
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