So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
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I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
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I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
Brb crying the tears of my youth