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(843): View more from South Carolina

THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in

(843): View more from South Carolina

Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.

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(404): View more from Georgia

No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day

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(207): View more from Maine

Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.

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(415): View more from California

You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.

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(907): View more from Alaska

I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.

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(224): View more from Illinois

I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.

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