That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.