East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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