She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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