he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
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You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
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i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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