based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
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his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
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But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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