Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
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