seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
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no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
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No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help