whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
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I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
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idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??