rhymes with "ouble enetration"
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
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I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
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Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.