Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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