You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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