Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
Randomize
