Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
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I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
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Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
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