so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
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she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
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diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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