he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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