fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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