he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Dude. I tried to hide my drunk wounds from my parents. Response: "we were young once" and "oh god, did I raise a drunk?"
You are beyond drunk wounds. You have drunk battle scars. A true veteran of the sidewalk
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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