If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Just mADE A PArabola og urine
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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