3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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