New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
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