OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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