what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
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It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
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You showed up to your dad's bday dinner late, dirty, and hungover then proceeded to yell at the bartender for trying to take advantage of you by putting extra bourbon in your drink... Highly doubt you win best daughter award.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
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