THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
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If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
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I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
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