$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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