My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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