if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
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In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
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Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
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