I think scott just propositioned me for sex
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?