no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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